From the Mind of Derrick Johnson - Prijzen

Rubber Balls and Liquor

Gilbert Gottfried on Rubber Balls and Liquor:Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called jacket copy. It says in my contract tha...

You Herd Me!

There are really two games, the one you see and the one you don't. The way I see it, the best way to use access to both worlds is to illuminate and reveal, not idolize and adore. It's better to be wro...

Raising Unicorns

Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience...

Mrs. Caudle'S Curtain Lectures